WTF has happened to the weather? The Mango is beside himself confused.
Just a few short days ago I was enjoying warm breezes and the little blossoms on our baby fruit trees.
Oh, you need to look closely to see me. I am hiding.
But yesterday when I went out to partake of a morning sip from my official spring is here Mango sized water bowl I discovered that the water was totally hard like rocks!
Friends, have you ever had to eat your morning refreshments? It is hard work!
But that's not the worst. Not by a long shot because I almost perished right in my own pool!
Yes, dear readers, the Mango's leggies conspired to go all slipping and sliding and I became TRAPPED right in my yard.
Trapped with nobody to help, because as the Mango struggled for his life what did Evil Witch do?
She made a MOVIE! Yes! That is how heartless she is. I'm all like, "WTF, lady, get me out of here!" And she is like "Oh, Mango, you are too funny."
It is beyond imagining. I am needing the mentals therapies for sure. See for yourself the abuse up with which I put by watching here or below.
The mind boggles.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!