What is wrong with this picture? Absolutely nothing. This is just a shot of me in MY bed which is very large and comfy and certainly NOT the Relentlessly Huge's bed at all any more. It is not!
Why? Because while some dinosaur sized beasties consider spinning around to be exercise, I, Dexter, actually work out and require a comfy bed to recover from my daily exercise.
The peoples appear obsessed with this thing called retrieving and every day (sometimes more than once a day) I am compelled to chase silly objects that they throw away and bring them back. Here we go... chase...
Bring back...Come on, throw it already.Chase...Bring back. Ho hum. I mean if you want the thing so badly why do you keep throwing it away?Let's get on to something that is actually fun for ME! First of all, getting really wet is important because once you are wet you have super powers that let you fly and levitate. Allow me to demonstrate. Here I am getting a good soaking to activate my super powers.Once thoroughly soaked, I begin by walking on two legs.Oh, wait a minute, I wasn't wet enough, please apply more water.That's better, I am beginning to feel ready for lift off.Whoops! Wipe out, more water please.There we go. See? My back leggies can hardly stay on the ground.Feeling almost aire borne.Ready for take off and...Woo hoo! I am flying!Dexter done!