Tuesday, September 1, 2009

A Disturbing Thought and a New Stick

My good pal, Woodrow, needs healing vibes most urgently. He has bad sickies. Please stop by and visit him. We're thinking of you, buddy.

As you might recall, the Lacie Beast has been showing a strange fascination with my puppy self leading me to imagine that she has some secret desire to potentially have relations with my large and intact self, the result of which would be....

Oh! I shudder at the thought!
Photo by Lacie

Allow me to focus on less disturbing topics.

For example, when Pee-Wee returned from his walkie this morning he beckoned me to the window saying that he had brought something home for the Mango!

A new stick! Maybe he isn't such a bad little guy after all.

This stick is most large and appropriate for the Mango.

Uh oh. I turn my back for a minute and look what happens.

Step.... away.... from the STICK!

Nom, nom, nom.

My surveillance cameras were able to capture my adventures with my new stick. As you can see from the movie, Master was kind enough to install a doggie door for my large and keen to be let out self (although hard as I try I cannot seem to get the blasted thing to let me back in).

I was a bit perturbed to see the midget enjoying grazing in my garden and so I gave a quick pee in his direction.

What do you think of that? Ha!

Only later did I realize that this might have a negative effect on the tastiness of the long grasses.

Oh well.

Such lovely weather we are having. It is hard to get upset about anything (well, momma gets upset when I sun bake close to the edge of the observation deck but that's her problem).

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I know Gus/Louie/Khallie will be sooo furry jealous!

That khreature is skhary!
Furry furry skhary!

PeeEssWoo: We are thinking good things fur Woodrow!

Golden Samantha said...

That would be quite a cross with Lacie harhar!! And nice of PeeWee to bring you such a HUGE stick - seems like you enjoyed that (with him, of course...) Love the movie, as I love all your vids - music terrific and you are very photogenic. Yes, a definite problem with the door. (BTW, checked out your last puppy post, cause I missed - wonderful!) Mango - thanks for filling in the missing pieces vis a vis weight as a puppy. I'd have thought you were maybe even 50# - love the pictures of you with Raja. Thanks for sharing so much today!
Hugs xo
We have been sending golden healing vibes to Woodrow too....

Astrid Keel said...

we have visited Woodrow... we sure hope he gets better...

That picture of you and Lacie's... um... offspring is very very funny! BOL

Asta said...

That stick was most appwopwiate fow youw welentlessly hooge self..You look wegal cawwying it awound! Youw estate looks lovely in that light too. I just hope the Pee Wee leawns not to take back something he has given you..it sowt of wuins the whole genewosity thing
smoochi ekisses
pee ess I heawd that you wewe at the spa just befowe us giwls..I think I even got a whiff of Oh doo Mango in the mudbaf, hehehe
Hope you enjoyed it

Ziggy Stardust said...

Mango, please be careful so close to the edge, I am sure your Mom is just afraid that you might fall asleep and in a purely accidental way might roll over and your large self might hit the ground and get hurt. I have done this on our couch and Mommy gets very worried. That is for sure a Mango stick, but it looked like Peewee changed his mind about giving it to you. The picture of the Lacie-Mango baby just frightens me and I am going to try to forget I ever saw it.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go find me a stick!

Mr Darcy

koko said...

Oh my! That's what a mastiff terrier mix would look like... *gasp* It's a go idea to focus on the stick instead, big fella.

Licks, hero

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Paws crossed for Woody!
Be careful with Lacie!
That is a Mango size stick!
Kisses and hugs

Stella said...

I visited Woodie and have been doing some praying for him. The poor guy, I just hate to see a big strong guy like him layed up.

Take it easy with those big sticks, Mango, you can hurt your mouth with them if some dog might bump you!


Unknown said...

I am left with that horrid offspring image in my brain.. please no Don't let that happen. Looks like something from jurrassic park.

Nice job sunbaking. You need to flip.. you look a bit done on this side.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Great stick! And very nice sunbathing spot! As for the mastiff terrier? I think a Mastidoodle would be much better. Maybe.... Hmm...

*kissey face*

MJ's doghouse said...

wowo mango...i love a man with a big stick....i wish i had a little slave...i mean brother...to go get cool stuff for me...

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay i cant beleeve dexter brawt you that stick just because he wanted it for himself!!! that wood be like dada bying mama a viddyo game or mama bying dada an ifone applikayshun!!! ha ha ok bye

Moco said...

That is one great stick. Did you wet on Pee Wee's head?

Maxmom said...

Hey Mango.
You've got quite a thing for Lacie haven't you! I think you should stick to the sticks!
...and Gee man, aim straight!
Lots of licks

Clive said...

That's one great MANGO sized stick!

Paws crossed for Woody!

Take care

Scout and Freyja said...

Sticks, time with your little brofur, layin' in da sun - yes, life is good for the Mango!

Tama-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

Stick chomping is a truly excellent pastime!


Mack said...

That masterrier is quite frightening. And the Mango has a new bloggy?? Do tell...

the magic sleigh said...

Wooos! I am sure you have to be thinking that Dexter only brought the stick home to really steal it bacl from you later, so make he doe does not get ok? You are Mango Man! Let him know it! Pee Ess, that Lacie puppy picture was real scary.....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Life With Dogs said...

Wow that picture is disturbing. So I love it! :)

Remind me not to let my dogs graze on grass in your neighborhood. And just for the record, sticks are not your friend Mango. Shred them!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we really loved the video especially at 18 seconds and at 1:11. we really BOL. Mango, you really are the man.

Molly the Airedale said...

Stoopid Mitch tries to pee on me all the time and sometimes he succeeds! ewwwwwwwww
Mom loves to look at Mitch's poop too just to be safe, she says! HA! She says his poops looks much chunkier than it should when he eats too many apples!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Princess Patches said...

We would love to make a comment about the rest of your post, Mango, but our personal secretary can't stop laughing at the photo of the cross between you and the Lacie Beast! Hahahahahahaha!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

That is one scary bull territiff!!! Don't ever let THAT happen.

The OP boys are known to pull the pee on the head trick too, and one is always caught by surprise.

Woos, the OP Pack

Pedro said...


I don't know but if you really think that's what your pup would look like it may be best to adopt?


Martha said...

We feel strangely disturbed at the sight of that Lacie/Mango puppy and would have to advise neutering!!!!
Sticks can be bad Mango and you can hurt yourself.
Martha has to check out everything Bailey does so frequently gets pee'd on - we dont understand it at all but some things are best left......like that puppy!!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Tee said...

Eeek. Lacie looks like a mutant!

Dexter really adores you huh?

Licks and wags

The Dog Woods Pack

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

he he he! You have given me the best laugh today!

I lurved the vid.

and the music, first of all we thought there was something wrong because it kept stopping but you were so dancing in tune!

Love the last pic Mango

You Rock!

lotsaluv Marvin xxxxxxxx

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh and healing licks to poor Woody

Joe Stains said...

wow that is very nice of Dexter. I can see that your dog door is clearly defective, your master needs to get back to his shop and work on the design.

As for sunning close to the edge, its not like a strong wind could blow you over or anything. lol

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

Thanx again for all the support for Woodrow - hopefully the power of the paw will prevail - We are going to try and catch up on our bloggies today - but please be patient

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Cinnamon and Mint said...

You've got a great new stick! Dexter is a nice dog, isn't he?

Eric said...

Mystic Mango. Did you find the water source when you were divining with that big stickie? Most impressive display even if you didn't. Though perhaps wearing a turban and hoop earings would add to the illusion don't you think?

Wiry wags and kissies Eric xx

Oskar said...

Great new header pic!

Ummm, I think that Lacie want to try to find another suitor. The picture she made of your possible babies is quite frightening.

Achieve1dream said...

I love the music on the video. :)

Um . . . you sunbaking that close to the edge scares me too . . . please don't fall off.

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Perhaps you should consider adoption, if you and Laci ever tie the knot. You just might want to think about it. Be careful on your deck. It sure would hurt to fall off. That was a Mango sized stick.So perhaps Dexter is not that bad.
Sally Ann

Unknown said...

Whew! Finally finding some time to catch up on your posts, Mango! And wowzers - what a stick! I'm so jealous!!

Honey the Great Dane