Saturday, September 12, 2009

Our First Night in South Africa

All photos of my wonderful adventures are courtesy of Asta, Joey, Petey, Lacie, and my large and handsome self.

I was pleased to see that Max subscribed to the newspaper and most eager to check up on the world famous trial of my pal, Marvin. You can catch up on the latest by visiting Bailey and Martha or poor old Marvin himself.

No sooner did the sun set than the Lacie Beast dragged all the gals into the guest room, slammed the door, and posted this sign.

As if! Like who would even WANT to be part of another one of your creepy slumber parties.

Us guys have more important things to do, like eat pizza and smoke cigars and sniff each other's butts.

I have to admit, after a couple of beers, my curiosity did get the better of me and I sent Tanner upstairs to snap a couple of photos (he blends right in with the gals).

ARG! I should never have done it. Now this image will stay with me forever!

Lacie dressed as some sort of weird goth outfit, Asta looks like a tart, and poor Miss Khyra is stuffed into that frock like a snausage.

Now Honey, Miss Kylie, and Tammy (that would be Max's girlfriend) have never been exposed to Lacie smoothies before, so I guess I can forgive them this indiscretion, but you too MJ?

I will console myself with pizza and male bonding.

Hey Scruffdude, did you remember your blow torch?

NOW we are going to have some fun. We moved ourselves to the great outdoors and Pee-Wee and I started cooking up large vats of beans.

Yes folks, time for a good old fashioned fart party. Now that's what I call fun!

Max, being our host, had the honors of going first.

Whoa! Some pent up gasses there, huh?

Now some of you might know that Joey experienced some rear end issues lately which rendered him fart impaired.

But now he is feeling better and to celebrate his return to good health, I decided to let him go next.

Light 'er up, Scruff, and.....

Uh oh...

To be continued...

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Noah the Airedale said...

Umm, where is Joey going? Will he be back?

Noah x

Martha said...

Hi Mango
We had a good laugh at your post today!!! We reckon we would prefer to be with boyz having the pizza and cigars than wrapped up like sausages with the girls!!!
We are just a bit worried about Joey - we hope there is somewhere soft for him to land!
We will be back to see what happens to him!!!
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Maxmom said...

Hey Mango dude
Great post!
I'm thinking we give those Gals some of your beans and blow them dresses (or whatever they call them) right off!!!
Lots of licks
ps. Looking forward to tomorrow!
EISH these overseas Dudes!
MAXDOG (hic!)

1000 Goldens said...

If you are going to have rear end issues, you might as well make the most of it :)

Mack said...

Pizza, cigars and farting????
Boy I sure missed a good one!

P(ee)S: Where did Joey land???

The Airechicks said...

Uuumm who caught Joey when he landed?

And where did you land?

And what are you guys going to tell Joey & Tanner's folks???

Looks like a real wild "BLOWOUT" can't wait for the Holloween Bash!!

Have a great time & be careful


Unknown said...

Whoa that is a stainful rocketman! I hope he doesn't interfere with the shuttlelanding. BTW- I'm glad it's not a scratch and sniff post.

pam said...

Man o Man I'm sorry I missed the fart party. That looked like a blast (no pun Joey.)

And on the plus side it's got my mommy laughing like a loony bird.


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I'm guessing everyone had trims in the hindquarter region before you brought out the blowtorch? Cause I think it might be sort of painful if anyone started off with long-ish hair.... I think I would have just stuck with the pizza myself... Have fun!

*kissey face* (from a distance, though)

Unknown said...

Hmm, I think that Parktown Prawn bite must be effecting Asta's usually unflappable sartorial style! Sure, she and Lacie may sometimes reach for the micro-minis, but "trampy?" Never! Not even when she's wearing Jean Paw Gautier!

You certainly are full of beans - and in more ways than one!

Your pal and fellow adventurer,


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Arooooooooooooo!!! Oh Man, Mango...that was amazing...Joey looked like the space shuttle flyin' up to the heavens...what did you put in those beans...were those chunks of meat those special prawns they grow here??? Frankly, I've met one prawn who's a wicked poker player!!!!

As for Tanner invaded the girl's room...did ya notice his purple toenail polish when he returned...poor guy...he said they held him down....

Khyra might need to hold back on the grub...dress seemed a bit tight....

As for Lacie's feet, I heard she takes 'em off at night...they hurt with some of the shoes she wears...



Asta said...

I snuck out and enjoyed the pizza and even the beans. Absolutely delicious..had no idea you wewe such a good cook.
I can't dwink smoofies wifout something to absowb all that alcohol..I'm suwe that's what happened to the othew giwls.

I don't know what posessed me to twy on that tawty dwess ,but thank dog I've taken it off..not weally my style at all.

I so admiwe Joey's wocket launching, nevew having expewienced gas myself.I had no idea it was so potent. What a bootiful sight ! It added to the gowgeous colows of the sunset.
I suwe hope he lands safely and somewhewe whewe we can find him
smoochie kisses

The WriggleButts said...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a farting Joey?

Golden Samantha said...

You are certainly making the most of your first night over there with Max!! I too, however, am wondering where Joey's got to???? Anxiously awaiting the next episode....
xo Sammie

Maxmom said...

Hey Mango Man
I've just had a report that Joey started the most horrendous veld (bush) fire with that blow-out!
This is quite worrying because you don't want to set South Africa up in flames! The bush is like a tinder-box at the moment. There are smoking restrictions everywhere!!! (...and Im not setting much of an example either!..hic)
Man.... I'm gonna get fired (uh?) for this!!
See ya at the booze-up!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Dear BOYZ:


Reskhue me next time...

I'm so not one of THOSE kinds of girrrrrls!

AND the shriekin'

I think I'm damaged now...


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I think the BOYZ are having more fun than the girls!
Kisses and hugs

Two French Bulldogs said...

What a guide you are!! We can't stop laughing BOL...what a fun adventure you guys are on!
Benny & Lily

♥ Tiffykins ♥ said...

It looks like you guys are having so much fun. Though I am sure I would rather hangout with the boys. I am more of a tom girl then a girly girl.


The Oceanside Animals said...

Yikes! I hope you're more careful exploring next time, Mango, because things just can't be un-seen once you see them!

Oskar said...

My mom person wants to tell you what an amazing job this whole trip is.

Did Joey come back?

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That was so funny.. Mom couldn't help but think of Blazing Saddles with the fart party..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Poor Khyra - she must really be needing to get away from the girls and have some time with the guys. Why don't you try those gas rides with the girls - could be quite the party!!!

woos, the OP Pack

Ziggy Stardust said...

Oh my goodness. You do know how to party Mango. I may be little but when it comes to a fart party, I can definately hold my own on sound and scent. I can't even imagine yours. I am glad you are having a good time. What memories you will have of this journey.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Sophie Brador said...

Okay, so first of all, I expect Joey sent himself to Canada. Second, why am I not there? Third, thank dog I'm not because I don't think I could handle all that girlie stuff going on behind the door. I'd be way more likely to hang with you boys.


MJ's doghouse said...

oh mango...mj just texted me from africa...she said lacie beast told her they were alcohol free smoothies....she learned the hard way..poor girl...iam sure she will be very careful from now on...

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We fear poor Africa will never be the same! Has Joey landed yet? hehehe.
Hootie and BabyRD

Astrid Keel said...

Oh Mango, I have never laughed so hard! I should have sent my momster to join you with the farting party, but I fear that she may have blown up the entire continent!