Friday, September 25, 2009

Physical Therapy

Special Relentlessly Huge Birthday Greetings to Asta (shown here with her twinner, Nicky).

And Molly!

I tried to get an appropriately festive photo, but, well, some doggies...

Well, I guess I should have kept my large and not keeping secrets mouth shut about feeling a bit sore after my big adventure on Wednesday because when I woke up this morning, that Nurse Lacie had shown up ready to "cure" me. Oh help!

She told me I had to do some physical therapy to stretch out my stiff muscles and get the blood flowing. She claimed it would make me feel better!

This did NOT make the Mango feel better in so many ways.

First off she has her actual paw on my bottom. Plus I do not think that the Mango is supposed to bend that way at all. And why do I look all skinny and squished like somebody tried to make a sausage out of me?

Then the shrieking began about getting into some sort of alleged whirlpool which looked more like an alien spacecraft to me.

This is just wrong! THE MANGO REFUSES!

Ah, that's more like it! I AM starting to feel better. Calgon, take me away!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. I am sending a bottle of this to my pal, Pooka, who appears to have had some sort of mishap in his nether regions. Get better soon, big guy.


Maxmom said...

Oh Mango!
You and Lacie are sooo funny! (as always). On a serious note, however, we do hope you feel better real soon!
Take care and lots of licks

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

What a great great post!!!!
We're sooooooooooo happy that you have such a sweet friend who take care of you!!!!!
If you need help you could call us too!!!!
We would be very happy to help you and your body to stay fit!!!!!!!
we could swimming or running together...wake up early in the morning and after a good and healthy breakfast make excercise together...
what do you think????
Take care of you dear Friends.....
And we love your pic with pawty hat on your head!!!
Look sooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!
HAve a wonderful day!!!!
Tons of love and kisses!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...'re feelin' better aren't you????

As for my paw on your relentlessly large BOTTOM...

A. It was strictly professional

B. Your butt is so hooge, there wasn't anyplace else for me to put it....sheeeeecch...


Pee ess...I have a new flirty tighter fitting scrub dress....I can't wait to model it!!!!!

Teesha and Bindie said...

So glad your feeling better. you look good in your pawty hat

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

We're glad you're feeling better.

That Lacie scares us!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

TwoSpecialWires said...

We could see this one coming! Now, just wait till you get the BILL! Hehehehehe!

Chuckling to ourselves (but glad you're feeling better)
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Hi there guys,

Sorry, we haven't visited for ages.. so we thought we would drop in to see how you guys are.

You do look a funny shape on that table Mango..hehe

Have a great day.

Holly & Zac...XX

Golden Samantha said...

Very glad the soreness from your adventure is healing up. I enjoyed reading about the (cough) powder you are sending to Pooka (who I've just met, thanks to you). That was some description by Pooka's ma - whoof - poor Pooka, but so glad he's doing better now. I know your powdery gift will help immeasureably.

Moose said...

Sounds like the cure is worse than the disease! She should have taken you to Pooka's spa... that looks very relaxing!

Eric said...

Crickey Mango. The beasts paw on your butt.Did it burn? Did you come out in a rash? You may need that haaa too funny monkey powder yourself. In future keep a string or two of garlic handy. That'll scare her away.

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxxx

Hey your new nephew sure is cute....

Anonymous said...

LOL totally cracking me up here.

I don't know if you have heard about a natural suppliment called Nupro. It's great for big dogs and really helps with the joints. Patachou my angel rottie had hip dypslacia and all kinds of joint issues and did great on it for 4 yrs without having to be on rimadyl.

If you want to try some free sample let me know since they sent me a batch free since I've been ordering from them for the last 6 yrs or so. Im always giving it out to friends and almost all have had a great reaction to it. And no I don't get paid to say this lol.

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

BOL Mango!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo and Bobo

The WriggleButts said...



Moco said...

You just never learn with that Lacie, do you?

The Army of Four said...

That Lacie scares me.
Play bows,

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

So are you feeling better today, Mango? Could it really have been Nurse Lacie's gentle touch? Or was it that awesome spa you found?

Poor Pooka, we are sorry he had to go through all of that, but it sounds like at least he got some good news.

woos and happy weekend, the OP Pack

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Happy Birthday to all our friends..
You certainly have a lot of help getting you all back to your normal huge self...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I think the real benefit to her therapy was how woo had to knontort your self to khover your ears so the shriekin' would stop!

PeeEssWoo: My word is PROSE

Ziggy Stardust said...

Mango, Ouch that looks kind of not so good for you. I am glad you found a tub to comfort your large self. Lacie kind of gives me the creeps sometimes. She sure is cute though. That was a very nice birthday tribute.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

OMD Mango....With all that therapy I am surprised you didn't break anything!


Sam said...

I bet she helped you, Mango, and you just don't want to admit it!

1000 Goldens said...

Thanks as always for making me laugh Mango :) P.S. there is nothing worse than trouble in the nether regions, that's for sure!

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay hay hay now wot is this anti monkey butt powder?!?! it cannot be as gud as my pig powders!!! i may hav to do sum industrial espeeonadj to find owt more abowt it!!! ok bye

River said...

Hope Lacie's visit helped you feel better bol

love & wags,

Sally Ann and Andy said...

I so glad we could help you in Alaska. How did you know what sled we would pick to be for our date? Well, I am just glad we could help.

The Black and Tans. said...

Thank you for my birthday greeting Mango. Most kind of you.

I do hope you are feeling more comfortable today and your large bones are not feeling so creaky.

As for Lacie..........words fail me.

Molly x

Mack said...

I would stay waaaaay away from Lacie...

Anonymous said...

Oh Mango, looks like nurse Lacies, well,, uh , wel uh you know!

Unknown said...

Mango.. I didn't know you could take your back leg and flip it over your massive head? That's an entire different cracker dog move..
Oh.. I saw the jail break on the news... it was on channel 7 moose on the loose in framingham. I quickly called to tell them you are not a moose.

Joe Stains said...

Well if that doesn't prevent further adventures I don't know what will!!