My friend, Minnie-Moo, sent me a pressie from way across the big pee a few weeks back.
Sadly, part of the contents did not make it through customs.
Fear not! She graciously sent a replacement of the most curious product known as the Humunga Tongue!
I instructed momma to place said product in my large and eager jaws to which she obliged (note small annoying black snooter at the bottom of the photo - trouble).
I was sure that it was secure, but sometimes the Mango accidentally lets things fall out of his mouth unbeknownst to himself.
Thus was the case today and once I reached the bottom on the stairs I realized my mouth felt strangely empty...
Drat! The Pee-Wee has my Humunga Tongue!
Come back here with that! It belongs to the Mango!
Look at him all prancing around and proud of himself.
Such disrespect is difficult to bear.
Oh thank you, momma! I was quite fatigued from chasing the labradork about the yard.
And still he persists...
Circling in to rob me of my treasure.
Even when MY pressie is most firmly in my large and not letting go this time jaws he continues looking for an opportunity to rob me.
It is enough to make one ever so slightly cracker dog!
I made a movie to show you what I have to put up with.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!