Friday, September 4, 2009

A Transport Doggie and a New Kind of Bitey Face

Visit my friend Jasmine. She posted a short movie of her most beautiful singing voice. I think I am in love! I can't stop playing the movie over and over.

One of Momma's nerdy work friends just adopted a new doggie. She is a transport doggie from Indiana. I was thinking that one of the dog mom's out there who do transports might recognize her.

Now she is in her furever home. Her name is Honey and she is just lovely.

Look! She has a fluffy tail (but no panty loons).

Welcome home, Honey.

Every day it's the same thing. I am just minding my business and the stupid Pee-Wee runs over and is all like, "Ya wanna bitey face? Do ya? Huh, huh? Bitey face? Now?"

Well, frankly, NO, I do not want to bitey face you hyper little monster.

But then he totally jumps on my head - a gesture which is hard to ignore.

And I am compelled to hurl my large and difficult to move self around with all the speed I can muster.

Nothing seems to deter him from his quest to be annoying.

The Mango fatigues quite easily.

And I must resort to Recumbent Bitey Face.

OK... ENOUGH! I am ignoring you now.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With Khattledog said...

I think woo should just sit on him...

Tank woo fur sharing the happy transport story!

Maybe I should send her a panty loon kit?

PeeEssWoo: Too bad THE BEASTIE doesn't sound like Jasmine!

Randi said...

Aww Mango...My big bro Dublin used to play bitey face with me in that same slumbering position..makes me run around him like a little hooligan just like PeeWee is doing to you...

I didn't realize Little Dexter can clear about 8 feet of ground just with a little jump here & there...he's really been working on his levitating powers!

That sweetie pup Honey is just that..SWeet!!! glad she is in a furever home..

Love & Licks

Anonymous said...

Mango, I have to admit, that Pee-Wee has got you timed pretty well... I was just waiting for him to try to jump over your belly on a roll! BOL! The barn is looking great and maybe your and Pee-Wee should have him build you a fort next!


Stella said...

Aw, give the kid a break and play with him just a little, Mango. He IS your little brother after all and maybe he will be looking after you in your old age. Get some points with him,


Sally Ann and Andy said...

Pee-wee loves you and he really wants to play with you. Perhaps, you should play with him just a bit. Then you can ignore him for the rest of the day.
Sally Ann

The Thundering Herd said...

Dexter - you sure like to play with fire, don't you. Dancing in and out picking on the Mango Man. If he ever catches you, you are in serious trouble.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Jasmine's voice isn't too bad but she needs to add some variety to her repertoire.

Nothing wrong with recumbent bitey face - why overexert when you need to be resting up for the weekend - have a good one.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Noah the Airedale said...

Mate, no wonder you're fatigued...I mean look at those moves you're making. That pee wee is sure making things tough for you.


ScrapsofMe said...

Love some of those upside down slide moves playing bitey-face. It was nice of you to give him a chance to win by laying down with all feetsies in the air. Yer new girlie friend is cute. I bet you could play kissy face with her! Since she hasn't been blessed with panty-loons, I wonder if Lacie or Aata know where she could get some fancy fanny fluffy hair extentions?
toodles, Bonnie

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

I love your RH approach to bitey face playing!


Maxmom said...

Awwww Mango my mate!
Bitey face, bitey face, bitey face all the time! That can be hugely ('scuse the pun) irritating! What about slobbering him and converting him into an oversized ice-cream cone? That might help. But you did good mate!
Are you packed for your trip yet?
Lots of licks

Ziggy Stardust said...

Honey is beautiful and I am glad she is in her forever home now. Mango, it looked like Peewee got a little mixed up and played bitey paw and arm for a minute. It was a very interesting approach though and as usual you won.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Martha said...

Hi Mango
We were very happy to hear about Honey - it is always great when we hear about another dog finding their forever home. She looks gorgeous - what is it with you and pantaloons?
Now I do know something of the problem you are having with Dexter.
I was fine here in my forever home living the quiet life until they brought Martha home!
Well at first it was fine - Martha was the quietest dog in the world - didn't annoy me at all.
Now I am worn out with her demands for bitey face and tug of war!!!
your friend
Bailey xxxxx

Unknown said...

Oooh! Another doggie called Honey! How exciting - and she has long floppy ears like me too! I hope we hear more about her! :-)

I love playing bitey face although in my case, if I try to play it with a little dog, my human usually makes me lie down coz I tend to try and do a sort of Sumo Wrestler move at the same time with my front paws and if they are small, this can really squash them! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

BRUTUS said...

What a happy ending for Honey!
As far as the bitey-face advice... All I can say as I am doing my part to make sure I annoy my labradork at all possible times by insisting he play bitey face. In some karmic way maybe that helps you, since in our scenario, I am the smaller, more energetic & annoying one. My lab gets a big dose of his own medicine :)

Brutus the Frenchie

Mack said...

Mango & Jasmine sittin in a tree.....
I think you should just give Dexter a "what fer"!!

That barn looks bigger than our house!

wally said...

You are as wise as you are large, saving your energy like that (though your prone lunges are pretty impressive.) It was mighty rude of Mr. Dexter to go poking around in your nether regions like that at the end, though.

Honey's got a great tail like mine!

wally t.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said... barn post showed me that Master needs to come here and woodwork our're going to have people wantin' to live in that barn!

You actually chase a frisbee?

Do you have teeth? That one pic where you go nom nom nom has pretty much convinced me the Mango has dentures and is forgetful about their whereabouts.... Make sure you scrub those things daily...denture odor is not a pleasant thing, darling.

Your agility fences look like the kind you train small children to jump ponies over...ya gotta start somewhere...

So um where do you think that tongue went that was in your package?

When Mumsie RAN to the pear tree to beat Scruffy this morning (Scruffy eats the pears roughly quadrooooopeling his daily expulsions) she didn't find any pears. But she did find a crab leg.

We're not close to the sea. Maybe she'll find the tongue?


Stanislaw said...

I'll come over and distract Pee-Wee! He's my kind of party animal. I'll wrastle and play bitey face for HOURS!!

But I may wind up more interested in you, Mango. I LOVE big dogs and LOVE to play with them! After all, I am a 234,345,345 pound beast of manly proportions. You'll have to watch out of this monster comin' atcha!

Rufus and Indie said...

Honey is so beautiful!
Are you in love Mango? So sweet!!!
Dexter Bitey words! So funny!
Rufus and Indie

tula monstah said...

Honey needs some pantyloonies.. she looks about my size. let me take a look around if i have an extra pair- wish her the best furevah home!

umm. mango. peewee is not catchin a clue- Khrya's right. sit on him!

no sightings of Dex & your momma. no worries, still have 177 days to go..


Pee esses: oh, mom did think of the mangomeister & wondered if transports ever a problem. geesh.. tough week, now we know who to call & there was also a mobile vet located in sudbury that was willing to come out too.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Jasmine has an interesting singing voice!
Honey is adorable! Glad she found a lovely home!
Dexter! Dexter!
Kisses and hugs

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I think Khyra is right - just sit on PeeWee - that should take him down a few pegs. (BTW, I looked on a map, and Master Chew Sits is a LONG way from Nebraska... So I guess I won't be visiting you any time soon... *sigh*)

*kissey face*

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You sure do put up with a lot Mango. I have the same problem with that little pest of a girl.. She is always buzzing me trying to get me to chase her. Jumps on Louie's head and biting our legs.. Those little ones sure are pests. I sure do feel for you...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

We Scottie gals are going to have to show our pantyloons.

We actually got to watch the video today - recumbent bitey face looks like fun.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

The Oceanside Animals said...

Just lie back and let your victim come to you. Brilliant.

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

mango you look like a beached whale - but it does look like an effective bitey face position

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Two French Bulldogs said...

We like your pictures Mango especially the ignoring one. Yea..for Honey. She does have a fluffy tail. Good for a pillow
Benny & Lily

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hey Mango,

You friend Honey sure is pretty.
I love your bitey face video. I must say I have never seen any doggie do it like that before but I like it. Let Pee Wee do the work.

We're in the country and Aunt Mary went with her Dad to the Texas A & M football game so Mommy is dog sitting us. It's raining so we had to come inside early. We been barking up a storm but she won't let us out.

If them stupid snakes didn't come out at after dark we could go back outside later but NO. 6 barking dogs and 1 Mommy....lets see how she handles this.


Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

we sure have missed your relentlessly huge self Mango Man! Yeah-seems like you could just sit on and or body slam pee wee, (if it doesn't take TOO much of your energy. I know you need to conserve it! ;)
Sunny and Scooter Dude

wally said...

Honey looks like a great lady and I love her fluffy tail. I am impressed with your bitey face style, especially your prone lunging technique! Though I thought it was mighty rude for the labradork to go snorfling around in your nether regions there at the end.

wally t.

Tee said...

Hehehe, Mango, with your relentlessly huge butt you could sit on Dexter and stop him from annoying u.

Licks and wags

The Dog WOods Pack

Molly the Airedale said...

We love that last picture! We're thinking that Dexter got the hint!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Achieve1dream said...

Honey is a cutey! Any idea what breeds she has in her? I love her floofy tail.

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Honey is adorable! Nice Bitey face shots.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie and Bobo