Please visit my pal Juno who has bad sickies and needs our support.
We use something called keywords here at the Mango estate to keep track of all the photos of my large and most photogenic self.
I trust momma to apply the proper words to every picture so that I can revisit my favorites.
So in an idle moment, I looked for Dexter + cute and was surprised to see 38 different pictures.
OK, the little guy can be cute at times, but 38 is a big number, right?
WRONG! Mango + cute only got 27 hits!!!! Are you kidding me? Just look at my total cuteness!
But wait! It gets worse! When I did Dexter + funny I got 59 pictures.
I tried doofus + funny and got none! What is going on here? The labradork is totally a stupid doffus all the time!
Then, to my horror, Mango + funny resulted in 96, yes folks 96, actual photos of the Mango being "funny."
Of course some of them I think actually were doofus funny photos like this one which I just happen to be in, but am absolutely not being funny.
Clearly some mistake on the photographer's part. My face never ever ever looks like this.
Anything funny about getting yummers foodables?
I thought not.
The Mango, always dignified, never silly.
I better not hear any doggies laughing!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. That cone monster is still here and I do not appreciate the various cone headed stuffies that momma has been shoving in my face. I am really confused. I've been spending a lot of time in the dog cave or on the deck working on my tan. At least momma doesn't close the door to the dog cave like the first night, but uses the furnitures to keep me in so I can look around. Momma says the good news is that she actually cleaned the dog cave as an excuse to spend more time with me.
I only see Pee-Wee now and then and I want to play with him, but momma says, "No no no!" and then she takes him on walkies and instead of bringing him back, she brings the cone monster. I don't know where Pee-Wee has been, but I miss him. I saw him for a little bit at breakfast, but he was grouchy and growled at me. Sob. How long is "a few more days?"