That's right! Today is my birthday! I am five whole years old!
Can you believe that I was ever this small?
Despite momma's many admirable qualities, using kitchen appliances and following recipes do not rank very high in her skill set. So it was with some trepidation that I accepted her offer to bake me a birthday cake.
As regards her kitchen impairments she did not disappoint. After a cursory glance at the cookbook she proceeded to put the livers into the blender for liquefaction, neglecting to add the milk.
The result was smoke billowing out of the contraption making a most horrible and not nommy smell. Note to humans - blenders are not for liquefying livers in the absence of other softening materials.
Subsequently, the batter for my livers cake was a bit, er, lumpy.
That is her excuse this time for producing a rather discouraging looking yet still yummy smelling birthday cake for ME.
I don't really think that it would be possible to combine livers, eggs, flour, oil, and cream cheese in a way that doesn't taste good, so bring it on!
Yummy! Just one piece? I was hoping she would put the whole thing in my bowl.
Yes, I let PeeWee have some too. I am not a brute.
Did you notice the writing on the cake? It was made with one of my new favorite foodables... cheese in a can! I was most keen to sample that directly.
Lucky for me, stupid PeeWee, still recovering from the trauma of the evil Vaseline, was wary of any new items that momma produced for us.
Thereby leaving the nommy cheese food ALL FOR ME!
Momma was a bit parsimonious with her dispensing of the cheese food and required encouragements from my large and need to consume the entire can self.
I thoughtfully provided an ample target for the meting out.
That's right, apply directly to tongue.
I give this stuff four paws up!
I also got an intriguing new toy for my birthday, but that will have to wait for another post.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Some of you might have heard about the big water pipe bust which has cut off clean water to 29 towns and cities in Master Chew Sits. Fear not! Our estate water is still potable given that my town has it's own private water supply which we do not share with anybody. But some of my pals have to bath in stinky duck poop water and drink bottled water only so it is most serious. Especially since the Dunkin Donuts cannot serve coffee. I expect mayhem if this does not get fixed with great haste.