Wednesday, May 26, 2010

My Big Date with Tula!

So I had my big date with Tula yesterday! Yuh! I bet you are all dying to know how it went, right?

Well here is an ACTUAL MOVIE of us.

Er, uh, OK, well that isn't really what happened, but it totally could have.

What we really did was walk around... A LOT! We walked around far away from each other and then we walked around closer and closer and closer until we were practically walking right next to each other! Stupid momma did not take any pictures of that because she said she was too busy! Duh. Simple minded woman.

I did find out that Tula doesn't like doggies who get too close to her bottom because she used some HBO words on me when I was about 5000 ft. away and just looked at her muscle butt. Hey, lady, if you don't want guys to look don't go shaking that booty around. Sheesh.

As you can imagine, after all that walking we were most fatigued and had to rest.

I tried to act cool by not looking at her too much.

But I did admire her when she was otherwise occupied.

Then we took turns resting. But sometimes when I was resting Tula would vanish!

Now this next bit is very interesting. I was just minding my own business when all of a sudden I got a snooter full of a most wonderful aroma.

Yes, friends, out of nowhere appeared a beguiling Burned Yeast Mountain Dog and she was all there if you know what I mean.

I immediately forgot all about Tula and began singing my Mango love song.

Now I know what you are thinking, "Hey Mango! That is kind of rude to sing a love song to another gal when you are on a date with Tula." What can I say? The Mango is weak.

I found the entire experience to be both invigorating and exhausting.

As did Tula, by the looks of things here.

But overall it was super fun! I got tons of hot dogs and got to meet Miss Tula in person and Norwood's mom was there too!

Plus I qualified for graduate school! Can you believe it? But I might not go for a while since when it is hot out they have graduate school outside and the Mango is NOT designed to be out in the sun. But momma promised we would go as soon as we can (that means paws crossed for rain on Saturday mornings).

I am a super star good doggie for sure!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Kapitein Haakje said...

:D you go a great date! man
love the long manby try to beatbox girls love that

well i (el'bow) miss school and the competions. i was really good at it but now i come sometime to hauwiis class. and i am always the star :D whuahahaha

well you and tula must enter dancing with the stars!!

El'bow & Hauwii

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

It looks like a mostly great date, Mango. You do have to work on being attentive to your date and pretending not to notice other girls. Although it doesn't look as thought Tula is the jealous type so maybe that was OK. Good luck in graduate school, but your Mom is so right. Stay out of the hot sun. A PhDog won't do you any good if you get heat stroke.

wags, Lola

Mack said...

I can tell that yeasty gal was infatuated with you. Tula seems kinda indifferent. I bet the mountain queen would surely do the tango with you if you know what I mean!!

Rebecca said...

Quite the ladies man. Oooo woo woo!
Daisy Mae

Martha said...

Oh Mango, what a mover, you were always so light on your paws.
We are so jealous of that Tula getting a date with you.
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx

Unknown said...

Are you sure you didn't gas poor Tula? She looked less like she was "resting" and more like she was recuperating in that last photo. And what about your girlfriend MJ??? Are you publicly breaking her heart, turning her into a canine Sandra Bullock??? Have you become a slobbering Tiger Woods, drooling after every girl wearing just a bit of leather???

Control yourself Man(go)!

Pippen said...

Mango, that Tula is something else and if I was there, you'd have some serious competition dude! Those tough girls are my kind... They beat you up and then they want to nurse you back to health with a ton of slobbery kisses!

Sam (and Pippen too...)

ScrapsofMe said...

You cross dressing these days? Or just find sports training bras comfy? I honestly didn't realize they made em in that big of a cup size. Double RH? Maybe a few silver studs on that would up the hot potential and you could be burning up some yeast, KWIM? Very smooth dance moves, although I think you might have more talent singing ....such love songs!

Stay cool....

Mack and Mia said...

Mango, Dude, you gotta keep your eyes on the prize! and you can only focus on ONE PRIZE at a time! Sheesh, woo don't want people to start talkin' about woo and calling woo a floozy or something...I'm just saying!

Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

Sue said...

Hey Mango,
I completely understand where you're coming from. There are so many beautiful girl dogs out there for us studly guys to meet and impress. How can we possibly deprive all the ladies of our gorgeous sexy selves?

The Army of Four said...

I don't see how those babes can resist you, Mango!
Play bows,

Anonymous said...

Oh, Mango Man. You are SO fickle. But I guess when you're as handsome as you are, you can afford to be fickle. I bet that Burned Yeast doggie thought your suds were super duper sexy!

Congratulations on getting in to graduate school! You truly are a SUPER STAR! Maybe one day they'll make a Broadway musical about you featuring the Mango luv song.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. If you gets a chance, come over and put in yours and Dexter's guess about what you think is in my dee-en-ay. Cuz it's for a good cause and all.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Mango, we had no idea you were such a great singer and dancer!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Sam said...

Wow, Mango, that's quite a song. I like the breed name - Burned Yeast Mountain Dog. ha ha..

It sounds like your date with Tula went pretty well. I am sure her momma appreciates all of this - it can be really hard sometimes to find people to help you work with a reactive doggie.

Raymond and Busby said...

Mango, we don't know how any girl dog could resist your crooning, your rugged good looks and your other, um, attributes.

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello mango its dennis the vizlsa dog hay it is all rite to sing luv songs to more then wun girl in fakt it mite git yoo on teevee like in the faymus dokyoomentry big love!!! ok bye

brooke said...

mango you crack me up!
I dont know how that Burned Yeast Mountain dog wasn't totally wooed by your song of love! We all know you love those girls that play hard to get!

Laura and The Corgi, Toller, & Duck said...

WOW! I am so happy for you both. It looks like Mango was very relaxed and I didn't know he could sing! Congrats on making it into school and make sure to update us all on how he does!

Anonymous said...

wow! how come you shut your cracker yapper when mom says enough? i can't get my cracker to shut his yapper for nothing! once it's going, it's going!

and hey, if she didn't want people looking at her buns of steel,she shouldn't be doing the buns of steel video every day! sheesh.

The WriggleButts said...

Well done Mr. Mango Man!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With Khattledog said...

I am SOOOOOOOO snagging the Xterra keys and zooming to Master Chew Sits -

I want to hear the Mango LOVE song fur my floof and pantyloons -

PeeEssWoo: Woo khan get as khlose as woo want there RH!

Life With Dogs said...

Oh Mango, who among us has not been smitten by a wayward Bernese.

Oh, me actually. :p

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Mango...We are so very proud of you AND your Mama for all your hard work at for you and Tula...We just can't see you tied down to just one gal!!

Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We think those Burned Yeast Mountain pups are pretty hot too, Mango. So glad to hear that the meeting with Tula went well. And now on to graduate school.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Heather and Kelly said...

I must say, Mango man, you are a BEAUTIFUL singer! You have some talent there!

But that Burned Yeast Mountain Dog seems a tough nut to crack...she didn't really even notice your lovely song.

Oh well. I thought it was beautiful and I know Ellie would have been head over heels in love if she had heard you singing that!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Mango I think you are wonderful (as well as huge). When I am old enough to go on dates, I shall know who to come to for advice...
Toodle pip!

Tama-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

That was quite a love song, Mango!

Asta said...

I am most impwessed
I thought I was hot befowe what wif twopical heat all ovew the place, but aftew seeing you do the Tango, I had to go lie down in fwont of the conditioning machine.
You awe going to go to gwadooate school???
Oh my dog Mango RHPHD?

Tula is bootiful , but you'we wight, why shake it if you don't want the attention, hehehe
I see youw heawt wasn't bwoken so I'm happy
smoochie kisses

Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

Well Mango, I thought your song was beautiful. And it does seem Tula was not remotely interested in your RH self.
Good luck in grad school. If you keep studying very hard, one day you may become as smart-well, close maybe- as moi ;}
You DID have your chance. I'm just sayin.....
Don't get overheated!

Kari in Alaska said...

congrats on graduate school

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We are so proud of you Mango.. Sure glad you and Tula got to be well sort of friends and you graduated. Ya...
We love your love song...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Two French Bulldogs said...

She loves you Mango. Girls! always playing hard to get
Benny (& Lily)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Grrrreat Song Buddy. Hey, would you be willing to sing it when Ruby and Penny and I get married???
I can't carry an I-tune in a croaker sack.

houndstooth said...

Mango, you should audition for the next American Idol with that singing! I'm not sure what to say about you drooling like that over another girl when you were there with Tula, except that I think she could do you some serious damage!


Moose said...

Very nice love song Mango. I know you were on a date with Tula but Mango I hate to break it to you... she is just not that into you it sounds like. Go for that other smokin' hottie!
Congrats on getting accepted into grad school! Are you going to be doctor Mango soon?

Oskar said...

I'm sure that Tula understands that a handsome dog like yourself needs to keep your options open!

Khady Lynn said...

Well, you know how fickle us girls can be! But, then again, us girls all know how you boys can be when there are other pretty girls in the room!

I'm glad you had fun though!


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Did Tula comment? Did we miss it? We wanna know her perspective...

That howling you were doing, Mango made the rare Lakie fur stand up on the back of my neck...all for a Burned Yeast Girlie? Was she um..(Lacie's screeching voice drops to a whisper...) like in heat or somethin'?

Frankly if I were on a date with you...(notice the subjunctive tense...operative word were) and you howled at another girlie??

I think I'd nail ya one on the shoulder. That's how I manage my brothers...



tula monstah said...

hey big Mango!

i know that other beep beep beep (another hbo word) was floofing around. probably reminded you of miss khyra.. just remembah, keep your eyes on your prize.. and lose the momma chaperone!you'll have bettah luck. just sayin.

but, we did make good tango together-- funnie, mustuv been after the cool drinks.

tell miss lacie, stay tuned for my version shortly.

see you in GRAD SKOOL!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

What a great date you fickle dude!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

BRUTUS said...

Um, Mango... Buddy. I think the way to win over those ladies is to look a little less desperate! You know, play hard to get, like you don't care you are there and you are just gracing them with your most wonderful presence! That and tone down the singing & especially the drooling (we saw outright PUDDLES in the background of some of those photos, I'm thinking you are the source??). Well, take it for what it's worth, that's just my advice...

Brutus the Frenchie

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

OMdoG...I thought I was watching the Finale of Dancing with the Star there for a minute...

Abby xxxooo

Princess Patches said...

Mango, I don't think it's polite to flirt with other girlies when you are already on a DATE! You better watch out! We think Tula could probably do a pretty good job of slapping you around. I'm just sayin'....

Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

Wow that was some date for sure. Totally looks like what you see in the romantic movies. Kind of. As for the singing, I can't imagine how that burned bread dog could resist you!

Unknown said...

Hi Mango - I've been hearing a lot about your big date...looks like you did AWESOME!! Me & my human are so happy for you (and your human - she did all the hard work!)

Not so sure about the song, though...hmmm, think you might want to work on your tenor and bass notes if you really want to impress the ladies...

Honey the Great Dane

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said... are cordially invited for a seven course meal that Stan and I will be serving on the new shelf that is now serving as Lacie's stem cell implant....

You better come's quite the scene.

I think there would be plenty of room for Peewee and most of your other mastiff's giant....

She seems to be having trouble gettin up from a sit position...that caboose is pretty heavy...


Stan and Scruff


Marjie said...

Dude! My human brother told me the chicks love it when you ignore them for another. Something about jealousy and trying to get more attentions.

My oldest human brother is working on his PhD. Will you be called "Doctor Mango"? But stay out of the sun. It is not good for us large doggies.


Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Hey Mango and Dexter! we have been catching up and just read your last several posts, and are very impressed with your "schooling" and, you get to see Tula and Norwood - OMD - how cool is that. We really liked your dance with your momma too. Too bad about that water bowl thing. Hope that's settled by now. Your mom should get on facebook. we keep up with a of goings on there. it's quick, and fast. Look for us if you do!
Your pals, Morgan & Maisie

Kate said...

OMD Mango you slobbery fool! There is only so much of you to go around...

Walking for simple minded folks like yourself must be exhausting... all the thinking required... left foot, back foot, right foot, back foot, then left foot again.

I hope Dexter is well and you are not gloating about your RH charm with the gals!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Gosh, you're my idol. I could sing but I couldn't sing and slobber simultaneously.
Congrats on you graduation, I wish you had rain over there.
By the way, would you please swing by my blog to look at my family portrait, finally my mom came out from her shyness to say hello to all of you.

ocmist said...

We've seen you dance and now heard you sing, and we think that Tula had better grab you and hang on or she will lose a prize!

That Burned Yeast Lady Dog was very pretty, and if she is nicer, than maybe you should keep an eye out for her... at least until or unless Khyra DOES find some transport up to Master Chew Sits! The CCC

Peppy Sheppys said...

Romeo, oh Romeo. I understand the allure of the ladies. It is only fair of us to share our relentlessly awesome selves with the ladies of the world

Otis Potus.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Ah, Mango. I am so disappointed that Tula didn't recognize your inherent magnificentness. But I am glad that you were able to sing your love song to that Burned Yeast doggie! (Lucky girl!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy