So I had my big date with Tula yesterday! Yuh! I bet you are all dying to know how it went, right?
Well here is an ACTUAL MOVIE of us.
Er, uh, OK, well that isn't really what happened, but it totally could have.
What we really did was walk around... A LOT! We walked around far away from each other and then we walked around closer and closer and closer until we were practically walking right next to each other! Stupid momma did not take any pictures of that because she said she was too busy! Duh. Simple minded woman.
I did find out that Tula doesn't like doggies who get too close to her bottom because she used some HBO words on me when I was about 5000 ft. away and just looked at her muscle butt. Hey, lady, if you don't want guys to look don't go shaking that booty around. Sheesh.
As you can imagine, after all that walking we were most fatigued and had to rest.
I tried to act cool by not looking at her too much.
But I did admire her when she was otherwise occupied.
Then we took turns resting. But sometimes when I was resting Tula would vanish!
Now this next bit is very interesting. I was just minding my own business when all of a sudden I got a snooter full of a most wonderful aroma.
Yes, friends, out of nowhere appeared a beguiling Burned Yeast Mountain Dog and she was all there if you know what I mean.
I immediately forgot all about Tula and began singing my Mango love song.
Now I know what you are thinking, "Hey Mango! That is kind of rude to sing a love song to another gal when you are on a date with Tula." What can I say? The Mango is weak.
I found the entire experience to be both invigorating and exhausting.
As did Tula, by the looks of things here.
But overall it was super fun! I got tons of hot dogs and got to meet Miss Tula in person and Norwood's mom was there too!
Plus I qualified for graduate school! Can you believe it? But I might not go for a while since when it is hot out they have graduate school outside and the Mango is NOT designed to be out in the sun. But momma promised we would go as soon as we can (that means paws crossed for rain on Saturday mornings).
I am a super star good doggie for sure!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!