Sunday, September 5, 2010

The Mango is Still Unavailable

Friends, as with all home "improvements" the work in my dog cave is taking longer than expected. My human brother came over today to move my internets but momma will not let me hook up my computer until everything is back in order.

The contents of my cave have been strewn all about the estate and I am frankly feeling stressy having everything at sixes and sevens.

I tried to read some blogs via the cracker berry but it was just too hard to navigate with my big old paws and tired eyes. Momma's current prediction for a return to normal is late Tuesday. I miss you all so much! I even took a picture of my large and handsome self with the blasted handheld but the little upload photo icon on blogger is nowhere to be found on this half bottomed doggie interface. Sob!

At least I can still read comments. This better all be worth it. The Mango needs his safe, manly (not foo foo or else) cave

Mango man! Oh yeah!


Marjie said...

You poor guy! How can you tolerate such rude interruptions of your dog cave and schedule? Your Momma needs to rethink her priorities, and realize that you should be at the top of the list.


WFT Nobby said...

Oh Mango, I feel for you, really I do. Some people might suggest that it's a bit pathetic, a great big Mastiff like you falling apart because he's lost his internet connection for a few days. But not me, I'd never think like that!
Toodle pip!

Lorenza said...

Mango, Mango!
Relax... everything will go back to normal soon!
Have fun during this break, ok?
Take care
Kisses and hugs

The Oceanside Animals said...

It's just a series of tubes. Can't they fix it with plumber's putty or something?

Unknown said...

At least you have your lilac walls to look at....and da labradude to plays with...


Scooter said...

Hey Mango! Yeah, messing with your stuff is the pits. I feel your pain. Hopefully everything will be wonderful when it's all said and done. Then you can spend some quality time getting your scent on everything in your new cave. Until then...hang on and stay tuned!
Grr and Woof,

Maggie Mae and Max said...

No worries my furiend, we will be heres for you, when ever you gets back to us!

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Golden Samantha said...

Oh Mango, poor manly dog... Tuesday's a long way's away - at least for putting up with toys and belongings strewn everywhere. I'd be a bundle of "stressy" too. Hope you can find a quiet place for some serious meditations.
Sammie and the gang

Zona said...

Oh, dears. Those cave improvements can take forevers, can't they?? I can't wait to see pictures!!


rottrover said...

Oh Mango Man. We miss your relentlessly huge self. But don't stress out. You want them to do it right, right?

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

You sprained your ankle? I'm on the next train...

Get that big leg up...get some ice...lotsa ice...

I will be bringing you your nourishment on a tray...and will be sponging you daily.

Make that twice a day.

As for the cave improvement...

How could they be so cruel?


Darling Beastie

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo khan send the pikh to ME and I khan tell evFURRYone how handsome AND RH woo still are!


Unknown said...

Poor Mango!! Hang in there and hopefully all will be back to normal right away!

Jen and the Black Dog Crew

Two French Bulldogs said...

whhwhhhhwhhwhhw (whistling) waiting...
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

We will wait for you with bait on my breath, cheese is my favotite!

Until Tuesday, Tessa

houndstooth said...

I can't believe all this torture inflicted upon the Mango! It just isn't right!


Nessa Happens said...

We miss you, Mango.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Be strong and hang in there Mango. Give Mommy those big puppy eyes and demand more treats for all of this inconvenience. I will hope very hard that it is very manly for you and Dexter.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Dutch the Pug said...

Mango! I hope you get ur internet situation under control soon! I can't wait to see you manly dog cave!

Moose said...

Oh bother Mango buddy! I hope your momma is better at estimating 'project time lines' than mine is. You should see all the 'quick' projects we have going around here. That explains the giant pile of rocks in the driveway for over a MONTH now!!! Hope you get your cave back soon! I am not sure what sixes and sevens means but if it is making you stressy I hope it is over soon!

Unknown said...

Poor you, mango!

That's way too bad :((
I hope the cave will be done soon but you know those humans. With only two legs to work with, I'm not sure how they'll be able to finish it in time!

Kate said...

I bet Mr Dexter could cope with foofoo you big old lumpypawed oaf!

Labradors are very adaptable to change, even if it is Wisteria... just cross those toes that Susan and Gabby and Bree and Edie aren't plastered over the Mangocave. Desperate housewives are the last thing you'll be needing.

Chin Up Big Guy! You'll drool all over those plentiful feetyfeets.

Happy Monday

The Black and Tans. said...

Oh dear this is awful Mango. We know how you must be feeling as we had a similar scenario at the beginning of the year when we moved house!

Could you meditate perhaps to calm your nerves? Just a thought.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

tula monstah said...

hey mango--

hope woo's color blind? rumor has the dog cave has barbie written all ovah it. uggh.. just be ware if she starts making woo wear purple & pink bandaners..

can't wait to see the new & improved d.c.


Kapitein Haakje said...

ooohno mango!

el'bow & hauwii

Anonymous said...

Happy Labor Day! And bon chance with completing your renovations :) Just stopped by to let you know I gave you an award today. Feel free to drop in when you have a chance to pick it up :)

3 doxies said...

Oooooh I sure hope it has lace curtaind and pink doggie dishes.
We sees ya when you return!


Raymond and Busby said...

We hope you get your cave back soon, Mango! Meanwhile, enjoy a break from blogging.

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Oh no! Hope you are back online soon!

I sent Dexter a message to say THANK YOU as my prize arrived, but he might not have got the message either.


The WriggleButts said...

Oh Mango, I hope your cave turns back to its old (or possibly slightly improved) self in no time.


PeeEss: I find that the e-mail function is much easier than posting directly online from Mom's phone thingy. Write e-mail, attach photo and send to a special blogger address for instant blogpost!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Big Me's!!!!!!!

I's still knows whatcha looks like!!!
Me's just has to looks in mirror!!!!

See yous soon Twinners!!!
Yous slightly smaller selfs,
Anakin Man

Anonymous said...

Not to worry my drama queen furiend. We will all wait patiently for you to become available. Blog-land is not the same without the Mango.

1000 Goldens said...

Good luck Mango! I swear the constructions are very stressful and hope it all goes well for you!

doyle and mollie said...

mango man pretend you are on one of those home improvement shows for deserving peeps plus your momma has taste i mean she chose you!

Peppy Sheppys said...

Poor poor Mango and his mancave. Maybe they need to make relentlessly huge cracker berries. I guess they call those lap tops. Do you have a lap to top?

Sheps w/Pep

Sue said...

Relax Mango, at least the humans aren't asking you to help with the work. Samba and Fudge had to help paint the library. When they emerged with red paint on their ears and tails, Mom said "no more". Now we get to just watch while the work get done for us.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Kari in Alaska said...

I sure hope it gets straightened out soon so you don't have to be stressy


Oskar said...

I was just admiring your header pic on the Lacie's blog.

I hope your man cave is done soon!

Nubbin' wiggles,

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Hope your "improvements" are almost done n you guys enjoyed your weekend. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ms. ~K said...

You and Dex are welcome to stay with us until the doggy cave is ready!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Nessa Happens said...

Still missing our daily dose of Mango. We hear it has nutritious vitamins and minerals in it. We want it back.

Lucille, the Great Dane from Italy said...

Hallo Mango!
How is your cave?
Hope you got your things back in order!
Ciao Lucille

Molly the Airedale said...

We can't wait to see your lavender walls, Mango! It will be worth the wait.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...


Mumsie is blind. She looked at that pic last night and um missed the purple walls.

Obviously, her glasses are not working.

Now, Darling..when do you want me to move in? My bags are packed...I'm ready to go...Lacie begins to hum off key...the taxi's here outside my door....

You're not movin' your stuff back in there are you? I mean, I don't want my clothes to um smell like suds or something.

What type of mattress did ya order me?

I like sorta firm with a soft pillow top...

Oh, this is going to be delightful....

Kisses and more,


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oooh. We so hear you on this whole "home improvement" thing. Mom and Dad say everything is being "improved" but all I see and hear is a lot of ladders and booming and banging and disrupting of my nap time, and my bitey-face time. (I actually had a day where I was banned from my own backyard because of all of the mechanical implements of destruction doing their destructive work!) And NOW Mom tells me that we have to move into the House With Wheels while we get a new roof. Roof? What do I care about a new roof, especially when I am going to be cooped up in a small space with the Hippobottomus (a space made much smaller by her large and big-boned body). *sheesh*


I hope you get your internets back soon.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Hope you get the cave back in order soon!! It's hard to be without the internetz!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

JacksDad said...

Well, we eagerly await your return so we can hear about all your adventures!!

jen. said...

Hey Mango Man... just wanted to give you a link to someone sculpting a HUGE meditating dog that looks a LOT like you! We miss ya...

Sophie Brador said...

Mango! I miss you! I wish you twittered.


Khady Lynn said...

As long as the "improvement" are worth it! But, hurry back!


The Black and Tans. said...

Gosh Mango you have been gone ages! What's happening? Hope you are OK.

M, T and M

The Thuglets said...

Mango..we hope you are coping?

Won't be long now and everthing will be done!

Deep breathes... lie down..paws over yer eyes and chill!

We miss you.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

ocmist said...

I really don't know why our People don't feel that they have to get OUR permission before turning our lives upside down! We are so sorry to hear that you are stressing, but we can see your point cause we get used to things being a certain way and don't like change much either in our own spaces (like where each of us sleep in our beds.)

We are hating the big mess up in our schedules around HERE lately, too, with everyone being gone most of the day almost ALL week!

Grammy, too, is promising that things will settle down soon. We hope so for both you and Dex, AND us! The CCC