Wednesday, September 22, 2010

WTF Wednesday - Lettuce Head

You know, I wasn't going to blog today, but when Momma reported hearing a curious news item on the BBC news I just had to investigate. I mean, really, I figured she had just set out for the work place without enough coffee inside her slow to start in the morning self, so imagine my surprise when her reports of a lettuce head bandit roaming the streets of Great Britain were confirmed via a quick google search!

Police have admitted having technical issues after releasing an e-fit of a burglary suspect which looks like a man wearing a lettuce.

You can read the rest of the article here.

I mean, really, WTF, right?

Now, momma seems to recall a character named "Cabbage Head" from some TV show named "Kids in the Hall."

But he wasn't a bad guy, just a jerk. And how about this YouTube I just saw about some hapless gal who was a little trigger happy on her Facebook.

One has to wonder, what is really going on over there across the big pee.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. As long as I have your attention, might as well remind you that the clock is ticking on my I Wanna be Like Mango contest. Tick tock, tick tock.


SeaThreePeeO said...

It doesn't surprise us that our police force would release an e-ft of a man with a lettuce on his head. Neither would it surprise us to find that the man could very well be wearing a lettuce on his head

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Funny!!! Happy Lettuce Head Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

BTW: just realized you are allowing "girly" doggy to join the I wanna be like Mango. Will post our entry on Friday, 9/24th Golden Thanks

Unknown said...

BOL!! WTF is right!! Thats crazy !

Sewmouse said...

My momma thought you meant someone was running amok in London stealing head lettuces from gardens.

However, the suspect does not seem to have long floppy ears, so that can't be right.


jen said...

LOL! Lettuce head!!!

Mango we will be entering your contest this week:)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

What the FANG indeed ! Crazy Peeps.

Unknown said...

After seeing those lettuce heads, I wonder whether I want to eat anymore lettuce now!!!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

What a world we live in!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty three

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Khan woo please pass the bakhon and the tomato!


Road Dog Tales said...

Mango, buddy - there's no other way to say this - People are strange! It's a wonder we like them so much!
The Road Dogs

Nancy at the Farm said...

Only the English could get away with a picture of a "lettuce head" citing technical difficulties...sheesh, looks like a man with a bathing cap if you ask us!

Love, Dozer and Cooper

Ms. ~K said...

Now that's funny!

Asta said...

I hope that weiwd man changes the lettuce evewy day othewwise it gets stinky and slimy(ow maybe he likes it that way>)
this is soo stwange..Mommi said she thought hoomans wewe mowe civilized ovew the pond, but I guess not
smoochie kisses
pee ess I miss you lots

violett said...

Hello Mango,
today I have written my contribution to your competition. I think, I am equal to you.
Lots of love

Tama-Chan, Benny, Momo, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

But Britain IS the and of eccentrics, you know!

Anonymous said...

OMD Funnny Funnny Funnny!

Now the question is.....

where is the pic of YOU with lettuce on your head??

woo woos, Tessa

doyle and mollie said...

momma said to tell you that she thinks we are not going to make your competition... whaaattt!! ... she says to let you know that in her eyes there can only be one mango .... nnnnooooo! ok well we will let you know that we have many calming lilac, purpley pics up this week that may help you come to terms with your new surroundings... loves and licks

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh's Man...

we's was gonna wears our lettuce heads over to 'dat pawTy over 'deres... Now yous say it's canl'd!!

Maybe Big Adventure posts a Pawty likes 'dat!!! SNORTS!!!

'da Josie, IzZY and Anakin Mini Mastiff Man

houndstooth said...

BOL! This definitely fits into WTF Wednesday! I hope a bunch of Mango wannabes don't alls start wearing cabbage on their heads!


Two French Bulldogs said...

Too funny Mango man!
Happee Wednesday
Benny & Lily

Zona said...

BOL! That would certainly alarm me if someone was in my backyard with a lettuce head!!


Anonymous said...

Well, if you ask me, that's really the only good use of lettuce. My mom and dad are always, "Mmmmm...lettuce is SO good!" What's up with that? Now, puts some meat sauce on it and I might think about it.

Anyways, we had such big plans for our "Wanna Be Like Mango" entry but I'm not sure how that's gonna work out. Mom's been kinda, well, lazy - between you and me.

Wiggles & Wags,

tula monstah said...

hey your momma just interrupted YOUR bloggie to talk about lettuce heads. geesh. get your own bloggie. this one is already pee-ed on..

oh. she's got kibble. nevah mind.


Golden Samantha said...

While the robbery's not funny, the total confusion of that story definitely qualifies for one of the best WTF Wednesdays I've ever LOLed over! Thanks for that chuckle, not to mention that silly girl's bday party invite - will have to follow that to see what happens - whoa. And we should enter Mango's contest, but we're woefully and pathetically behind on so much that we have to bow wow out this time - so sorries. But we're gonna stay tuned! Thanks for the laughs!
Sammie and Avalon's Mom

Molly the Airedale said...

You have our mom in stitches!
We like lettuce! Why put it on your head when you can eat it! What a waste!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

1000 Goldens said...

WTF indeed Mango! I think the Brits might be spending too much time in the pub...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

got your comment about the two last photos for the contest and reread your post. I'm a goofus! Well, actually, since it's you, and you know all about tolling contests, I don't even need to explain. I'm both ecstatic by the response and deeply fried.

Deborah said...

That was interesting. My step dad just paid me in lettuce!! I blogged about it!! Very funny if you ask me!
Have a nice day!

Lorenza said...

Weird things we see these days, right?
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs

TwoSpecialWires said...


J and F

The Thuglets said...


Do you think wearing a lettuce and getting an ichie head means a caterpillar has come with it? We just wondered!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Sierra Rose said...

Odd stuffs there! Such fresh looking cabbage on that fellas noggin!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Kapitein Haakje said...

O_o el'bow confused
weird human - veggie thingy

El'bow & Hauwii

Anonymous said...

You suck!!! BOL I got your comment "welcoming me to blog contests" and laughed so hard, couldn't resist a comment.
You're terrible, but that's okay. Your virtues, looks, and smarts outweigh your ... nastiness.

PS You were soooo right!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

A lettuce head. That is pretty strange...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Anonymous said...

You're terrible! Can't wait to vent, um, address your issue

Nuthatch... said...

OK, that's just wierd. We're still catching up but we went and read about your contest. We'll do our best to find ways we resemble you but generally your magnificence just awes us.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We are Most Confused by the lettuce thing. (But Mom has some German quote that translates into "I have become lettuce" and I don't understand that, either...)

Hey, so I FINALLY got my I Wanna Be Like Mango contest entry done:

I SO wanna be like you!!!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

the booker man said...

i'm with miss khyra on this one! BLT timeeeeeee!!

the booker man

Arran, Arthur and Mum said...

Mum says she got to play on a efit machine when she beed in school and hers was way better. Your Mum sure writes good letters by the way, i bet they had fun reading it. BOL!
~lickies, Ludo