Monday, February 14, 2011

Time for That Other Doggie Show and Snow Status

Friends, even as Mango Minster is winding down, that other dog show is starting up. Yup, time once again for the most biased totally not fair dog show of the year. And you can bet I will be watching just to confirm my suspicions once again that the show it rigged for sure.

You can re-read my shocking expose here wherein I have tabulated the results from years past to prove that those Westminster judges are totally terrier biased and anti mastiff. Yuh.

All it takes is one look at the judges table to see why.

I have no doubt that one or more of my nieces and nephews will be entered as my brother Flyod has sired about 8700 litters (score). I am still trying to hunt down their reader's choice polls.

Of course, it is difficult for me to maintain my huffy cloak of outrage after receiving this most sweetest card from the lovely Miss Asta. Smoochies right back at you for sure.

Even though it has been warmer, we are still suffering from the big snow. Good news is that I have recommenced my walkies. Of course the Pea, being a midget, is able to do zoomies on top of the snow whilst I, Mango, remain relegated to the safety of the potty paths.

I am happy to report that given the way he flings his wee little labraself about, there are still the occasional satisfying crashes and tumbles.

And inside the estate, I am still top dog for sure.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Momma is making me post this labramovie. Whatever.


Niamh said...

I hope you are resting after all your exertions announcing at Mango Minster! And it is good to see that you can still put the smackdown on PeeWee.

Ambrose has become insufferable since he took 2nd place in Bad Sports. You are very welcome to come down here and live with me and I will ship Ambrose up there so he can run around in the snow like a loon with your labradork brother. It is sunny here, no snow and it it going to be 70 degrees today. I have no stairs at my place and while I don't have an observation deck I do have a nice patio where you can do your meditations. Let me know when you will arrive.

Your friend,

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Dat snow looks purrty packed down. I saw you stepping very carefully....butt better to be safes den sorry I always say.

Nice and warm here in da Sunshine State. You can comes and visit me.

Anonymous said...

you got your blog back! nice.... and a nice card from a pretty girl!

Gus said...

That is a fine looking panel of judges.


jen said...

We will be watching the show tonight!!
Happy Valentine's Day:)

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

That other show that shall not be named can't hold a candle to MangoMinster.

Dogs with webbed feet have an advantage on snow. Of course, that advantage becomes a disadvatage in areas that are more intellectual.

Ina in Alaska said...

Stopping my to say Happy Valentine's Day to you all! Looks like Dexter is enjoying all the snow, .... is there a tutorial site you can point me to where I can add the music to my You Tube videos? I cannot figure out how to do it and the music adds so much to the videos. (my email is Any suggestion is helpful

Glad you enjoyed the home redo. That man had quite a mess on his hands!! He did an amazing job!! I am sure he has been overwhelmed by the neighbors' response. I am not the only one who has thanked him profusely for restoring our property values... and would you believe there is another hoarder house down the street!!! No sign of them leaving though. Sigh. xo

Tucker said...

OUr snow is melting. Paws crossed for an early spring!

woof - Tucker

(I thinks all big dogs get excluded from the votes in that other doggie show.)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...


Beans4Biscuits said...

The momma always says 'the fix is in' during that fake 'contest'. While you may not watch the toy group, I watches it, and where is the shih-tzu winner??? Those dang Poms just run around yapping and in desperate need of some frizz-ease!

Now that we has our brother Hannibal the Boxer, this years show will be UNBEARABLE with his gloating.


Your WHOsgusted Who, Sugar

Alien said...

Happy Valentine's Day, buddy.


Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day to the man of my dreams . . .


SissySees said...

Happy Valentines Day to Mango, Dexter and your humans!

Licks and love,
Sissy, Gretchen and Chan

bbes tribe said...

We agree - hardly EVER does the right dog win that contest. The judging must be fixed (the pic above tells it all)

Even if the video was all about the labradude we really liked it. Mango you are the best - sharing the stage with the "little" dude.

Sue said...

That dog you live with has way too much energy. He makes us Porties look slow.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Teri and her Stylish Cats said...

Happy Heart Day to both you doggies...and glad someone has fun in the snow---not us cats, hahameow!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Your snow is so nice and firm. Ours is all mushy and soft. And now with temps in the 50s we have MUD. Ciara is in heaven, Mom is not happy:(

Good to see you back in charge of your blog, but we always enjoy seeing the Labradork run and have fun.

Happy Valentine's Day to you from all of us.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

How I wish I had THAT kind of snow instead of the slushie marsh in my yard!

Mom and I will be watching the lesser khwality khanine show tonight and tomorrow - of khourse, we'll keep khomparing it to the REAL deal!

PeeEssWoo: Happy HEARTS Day Handsome RH!

brooke said...

Happy Valentines Mango (and PeeWee)!
We see you got your blog back! Congratulations! And great job on another successful Mango Minster!

Infrequent Flyers said...

You two must be holy molies because you can walk on water, or at least frozen water. I'm sure the snow has its downside, but it looks really, really FUN!

Asta said...

I hope you awe getting lots of west aftew the exhewtions of youw most faboolous Mango Minstew show..that othew so called doggie show just doesn't measuwe up to youw (ow my) standawds,although that panel of judges looks pawfect to me.
I can't believe you still have all that snow at youw estate..i hope the labwadowk takes full advantage, cause it's not going to be awound fow long
I hope you have a love filled day my sweet fwiend
smoochie kisses

Corbin said...

Wow! I still crash through our snow... it hurts.

Molly the Airedale said...

Thanks for letting us know that Westminster starts tonight. Finally something decent on TV!
Happy Valentine's day, Mango and Dexter!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

Whats wrong with those judges?You must be pooped after all of this excitement.. IT IS 45 DEGREES OUT TODAY! WE WENT FOR A WALK WE ARE ALL FULL OF MUD YEAHHHHHH Lve A+A

Anonymous said...

I remember when I read abouts that "other" dog show last year on your bloggie and how it was rigged and stuff. I was shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! I will be keeping my eye on it but I'm sure you will, once more, be proved right. Sigh.

I sure do think you're Most Amazing for organizing a totally fair and unbiased show likes MangoMinster every year. Wouldn't it just be super pawsome if we could gets it on TEEVEE?

Wiggles & Wags,

Two French Bulldogs said...

Happee Valentine's Day
Benny & Lily

Clive said...

Happy Valentine's Day and huge congrats on another incredibly successful Mango Minster!

Very well done to all concerned!

take care
Clive & Co

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Congrats on all of the winners of your wonderful and fantastic contest!
Sending Valentine's wishes to you and those that you love and hope you all are having a fun filled day!

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

The other dog show also encourages ridiculous haircuts for poodles, thus giving them an unwarranted reputation for being all high-maintenance floof-balls who can't do anything because they are always waiting for their nails to dry. Do they ever talk about the poodle team that ran the Iditarod? Nope. It's all about stupid haircuts. I'm just saying... Oooh. Sorry, Mom's been put on steroids and her crankiness seems to have spilled over a bit! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

(And no worry about the fart - we just saw the cloud - there was no fallout here!)

houndstooth said...

Does this mean it's not Dexter's blog anymore?

Dex, be careful with those snow leaps! That's how Blueberry broke her toe, you know!


Those Elgin Pugs said...

oh 'dat other show 'da nerves!!

Bet 'dem Judges even take bribes too - hu hu's..

Happy Valentines Day you guys!

Good ting yous got yous bloggy back from big adventures!

Laters big me's
Yous mini-me's,
Anakin Man

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Mom is watchin' dat other show now, but her thinks yours wuz much better. :)

Happy Valentine's Day Everybodys!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Unknown said...

Hi Mango - good to see you back on your blog! And that picture of you playing with! Didn't know you actually had that much rotation in your legs! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh everything is back to normal. The excitement has ended. But hey, lots of new blogs to read thanks to the Mango Minster. Thanks Dexter for holding the fort while Mango was so busy. Happy Valentines Day. No worries, love Carol.

Oskar said...

You must be exhausted after all of this excitement. Your DOH has outdone her self!

Happy Valentines Day friends,

Ellen Whyte said...

Fun blog! Happy Valentine's Day to you too. And thanks for your kind words. Au ate last night AND this morning!!! We're hoping this means he's decided to live. He's a tough kitty so if he has the will, he should recover. Thanks for the woofs. We really appreciate it.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

What Carol said, especially about getting to know so many new doggies & kittehs as a result of Mango Minster. MM is certainly one of the top social events of the petblog calendar! Thanks again, Big Guy & Mango Momma!

Sure hope you get a SLOW melt of all that snow.

Jed & Abby

Lorenza said...

Is there any other show better than MM??
I don't think so!
I am not so sure I want to watch it!
More snow! And Dexter looks happy!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Kisses and hugs

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Well Mango, we have to agree that MM is much better and fairer than Westminster. BUT we are still kind of excited that a Shar Pei won best Non-Sporting this year. First time ever at Westminster. Maybe she took a hint from MM and presented the judge with some incentive. In any case, we're totally wagging our tails tonight.

tula monstah said...

Hey Mango-- smoochie kissies for Valentine's day. Hope woo didn't spend it the entire day with your labradorky brudder. at least get momma time.

just sayin.


Anonymous said...

hello Mango! nice going through your blog.... you're so huge i think i would look like a tiny bee next to you....
Love, Seraph

KB said...

Peewee sure is having a great time on the snow. I can see his paws spreading out to make him float on top of it.

Do they make dog snow shoes? Maybe you need some Mango...

I can see the terrier fix at the show but, with a Valentine like Asta, maybe you should just keep your snout shut about it :)

3 doxies said...

I couldn't agrees withs you more bouts da wholw dog show thing...seriously, haves EVER seen a doxie even come close to winning anything...Hell NO!


The Thuglets said...

We hope you had a fabulous Valentines Day!

We love yer white stuff..wish we had some. Boo hoo

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Marjie said...

Zoomies are absurd, and even more so in the snowy time. Pee Wee should stop being such a goof!

Momma told me we will totally boycott that anti-Mastiff other dog show. Harry's Law, Lights Out, Justified, and anything else she can think of instead!


Anonymous said...

Hope that you ALL had a

Happy Valentines Day!

As far as That ding dong doggie show I agree with you totally! Too many of those terrier types win, definately skewed!

woo woos, Tessa

Anonymous said...

Hope that you ALL had a

Happy Valentines Day!

I totally agree with you when it comes to the other dog show!

woo woos, Tessa

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...that video says it all...that Pee is totally crackers...even we don't have batteries that don't ever run out like that....

As for the Other what did ya think...yes, A HOUND WON...

And one who has never one before...

BUT...did you notice???

His face looks JUST LIKE A TERRIER!!!


Miss Lacie Cakes

Road Dog Tales said...

That OTHER dog show has NOTHING on MangoMinster! We hope you are TOTALLY chillin' and relaxin' after all your HARD WORK!!!

The Road Dogs