I once designed a Corporate Christmas Holiday card for customers whom my company didn't treat very well throughout the year. So the sentiment in the card read: Happy Holidays... (open the card) ... you SOB. I don't know why. It didn't go over very well. Maybe I wasn't well socialized either.
I have a mat which reads simply "Leave". It's outside the doggy door, but they keep coming in anyway.
Hey Guys,Our mom wants to know where she can order a "F%*K OFF" mat! She's a lot like your mom! :)Licks and sniffs!
DEXXXXXXXTERRRRRRR I can NOTF%*King believe you told that about your MOM... I'm Lovin' it... butt can't believe it. heheheheehee BaaaWaaaaaaaah
You are suppose to be on the mat wiping your feet, not next to it, BOL. Mom's mat would say that too. BOLSnuggles,Benny & Lily
That is TOTALLY what my welcome mat would say too! And there have always been questions about how well socialized I was as a pup too, so don't feel bad! :)Jen and the BDC
Dexter, your momma's my kind of people, of course if she knew that she'd probably tell me to get a F*##***** life. Ann
Dexter,Our mom wasn't well socialized either! We don't even think she went to obedience school, either!Sam and Pippen
Our neighbors have a mat that says "Stay Away"Karihttp://dogisgodinreverse.com
BOL - your Momma is too funny, Dexter. We have a plain mat at our front door, it doesn't say anything. We have no door mat at the back door because some pups just can't seem to keep their mouths off of it. No matter what kind she gets, it always gets eaten:(Happy Sunday.Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
BOL! Momma doesn't sound like a very welcoming person, huh?
Your momma and I must have had the same socialization as pups! When someone asks if they can call, my first instinct is to say "If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone!"
BOL. We like your momma.Sheps, Otis & Edgrr.
My Mom has F%*K Off moments too. I just growl.You Dad chose a nice mat, even if it does say Welcome.-Bolo
Hmmm...you could maybe make a fortune marketing that special mat for Mommas and Muzzers. We might even order two.gussie
My Momma wants the mat your Momma wants. Did they attend the same skools?I am very glad you got the April Fools Snows and not us. Ryan was sad because they told him he would get at least 4" and have a 2 hour delay for school. Instead we got 4 flakes.Drools,Thor
My Mom likes you new mat - she has been looking for a new one too. We love you picture in the header too - that has to be the smallest saddest snowman :)
OMD Mom cannot stop laughing! This is pawsome, thanks.Mom agrees with everyone specially Gus, your Mom should sell them because we all want one!woo woos, Tessa
Hi Dexter I agree with your mum's choice of mat. Maybe she and the Master could alternate depending on how they feel. My personal favourite is "Friends Welcome, Relatives by Appointment". No worries, love Carol.
Clearly my Mom wasn't socialized, either, because even though we don't have a mat, we have a big gate (ostensibly to get us on the porch) that sends that same 'F*** Off' message to all but the most intrepid. Did I ever tell you about the time (many years ago) when Mom answered her apartment door with a shotgun in her hand? The two Mormon missionaries made a hasty retreat. And Mom SWEARS it was an honest mistake. (Mom here: it was. Really. I had just bought the gun and was checking it out, and just sort of hand it in my hands when I answered the door...)'Nuff said, I think!*kissey face*-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
The welcome mat is very Welcoming.
After the weekend we've just had - we'd be going with your Mom's mat!!take careClive and Murray
I wasn't very well socialized either so I need one of those mats. :) I do like the one your dad picked out though.
Your Mama and our Mom must have been socialized by the same person. That's a very nice mat, ours doesn't have any words on it. We think it's a compromise.Morgan, Tsar and the Porties
Bah!! Too funny. Glad to have found you today through Dog Foster Mom's blog. You're quite the pair!Check us out if you get a chance at: http://arwenspack.blogspot.com/Thanks!
Are you sure Lacie Beast didn't pick out that mat? Seems more her style than Mango Master's. Mama would like one that says "If you're not expected, don't bother to knock." She's never seen one, though. Mazel tov on finally finishing the front porch! What's the status on the basement?Jed & Abby
BOL! *giggles* at your momma! What a gorgeous mat!
Tee hee! I guess all our humans have their weaknesses!Bunny
That's a very pretty mat. Our doesn't say Welcome, although it would if I had my way. Everyone's welcome as far as I'm concerned, but I really think I, Lola, am the best socialized member of the family. My human brother's pretty good, too. The rest, not so much. For a couple of years we had one that said, "Come back with a warrant". That was Alpha Mom's choice. Now we have one that says "Wipe your paws". Not great, but at least not sociopathic.
Dexter. Are you in a bad mood, or something? You kind of have a deer in the headlights look on your face. Is it 'cause of what your momma said as you were pawing out this post? (We're stunned ... not really.)Jake and Fergs (giggling)
Haaaa!The same words my mom would use! Ooops!Happy Sunday!Kisses and hugsLorenza
My mamma would choose that mat too! what's up with all our moms? mean women!wiggles, calhoun
You will still get visitors because your face is so welcoming Dexter!Your friends,Niamh & Ambrose
You are cracking me up again Dexter. I want one of your mom's mats!
ahahhahaha! Love this!
Yeah - we guess it all must be finished now... but not until we see your Mamma's mat there heheh!xoxoxoSammie and Avalon
It's no wonder she loves The RH more than The Pea!Hugz&Khysses,Khyra
heeheehee! dexter, i like the welcome mat that your master picked out, but my mama totally has some moments where she'd want the same mat as your mama!*woof*the booker man
Hey PEA.. just pee the word NOT under Welcome. there ya go!scratchies,tm
We think that it is a good thing that Master selected the mat. Toodle pip!Bertie.
BOL! Well maybe you could have two. One with Momma's message and one with Dad's. You could bet on how long they stood in front of the door and pondered whether to knock or not ;)Roo
Nice mat, but I like Mom's idea!!!
Ah hahahahahahaha!Ok Dexter! Maybe you need to bring your mama to a few pup manners classes...socialization is very important!My mom said she'd like one of those mats too when ever you find them.You are looking as adorable as ever my little cublet - Spring agrees with you - puts a spring in your already springy labra leggies!Love & Licks,Your Cougar,Randi
Now da two of you should have got dat ransom mat dat says "If you Want to see These People Again, Leave a 5-Pound Steak at the Door....Signed "The Dog". Yep, dat'll work!
momma laughed so hard when she saw your posty she thinks a f*c* off mat is a great idea... thank you for my birthday wishes stoopid momma hasnt downloaded the proof yet she promises me she'll help me post about it tomorrow oh yeah, right! loves and licks xxxx
Bahaha! Maybe your mom and my mom are long lost sisters or something. Mom's would say "Don't even think about knocking". Here's a funny for you: our neighbor just put out a new skull and crossbones doormat, with a frilly "Happy Easter" sign above it. Just doesn't match does it?Kitty and Coco
BOL -- My auntie had a mat that said "Beware of sleeping watch dog - don't trip over her"woof - Tucker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!What a totally fabbers idea for a Welcome Mat!!Kisses,Little Lacie Teacakes XXOO
I couldn't believe that your mom would prefer to choose the other message. Oh well the picture is kind of ironic, there's the "Welcome" note but the scary dog is there too.Buy Aion Account
This is a hilarious post.
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