My buddy, Bert, recently put a photo of himself which showcased how enormous, how relentlessly HUGE his snooter is!
I mean, just look at that thing.
Seriously, your nose is so big I bet you can smell tomorrow coming.
Whereas I, Mango, have what one can only call an adorable little button nose.
Aw, look at me. Don't you just want to give me a big old smoochie?
Mango Man! Oh yeah!